## *Maps. Guidebooks. Excavation Kits for the Beautifully Weird.*

 

Ever felt like you’re just not wired like everyone else?

Like you’re too much, too sensitive, too contradictory, too… weird?

 

Good.

That’s your magic.

 

You’re not here to fit in.

You’re here to remember who you actually are.

 

The Sacred Weirdo Series is my invitation to you:

A playful, mystical, no-BS way to explore your own design so you can stop trying to be someone else’s idea of “right” and start loving your wonderfully weird self.

 

These are not one-size-fits-all readings.

They’re living invitations to question, laugh, uncover, and integrate the story you’re already telling.

 

Because your personality isn’t a prison.

It’s a playground.

Your shadows aren’t flaws.

They’re clues to your buried treasure.

 

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## 🗺️✨ 1️⃣ The Sacred Weirdo Map

 

**Your big-picture cosmic overview.**

 

This is for the curious souls who want to see the landscape of their design without getting lost in the weeds.

 

You’ll get a clear, artfully woven snapshot of your Astrology, Human Design, Gene Keys, nodal journey, and major life themes.

It’s the terrain of your story, revealed with warmth and wonder.

8-10 Page PDF

$77

 

✅ Perfect if you want a gentle introduction.

✅ See the patterns, contradictions, and gifts shaping your path.

✅ No fixing. No dogma. Just seeing.

 

 “You’re not lost. You’re just on a different map.”

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## 📜🌀 2️⃣ The Weird & Wonderful Guidebook

 

**Your personal interpretive companion.**

 

This is for the ones ready to go deeper, make meaning, and play with their patterns.

Your contradictions become conversation starters.

Your shadows become treasure chests.

 

You’ll get:

✨ An expanded reading with personalized insights and connections. Tailored to your specific areas of interest.

✨ Integration prompts to actually live what you learn.

✨ Practical reflections so you can see yourself clearly and kindly.

✨12-24 Page PDF

✨$144

 

✅ For those ready to explore with curiosity, humor, and compassion.

✅ Not just “what” you are—but how you can move with more freedom.

 

 “Because weird isn’t wrong—it’s the whole damn point.”

 

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## ⛏️🌿 3️⃣ The Sacred Weirdo Excavation Kit

 

**Your deep-dive adventure in self-discovery.**

 

This is the full archeological dig.

For the brave (and curious) souls who want to really see their patterns, conditioning, gifts, and contradictions—and love them anyway.

 

You’ll get:

✨ A thorough, nuanced reading of your chart, design, and keys.

✨ Custom reflection questions and journaling prompts.

✨ Playful but potent shadow work invitations.

✨ Personalized practices to integrate and embody what you uncover.

✨30-60+ page PDF

✨1 Hour personal consult to discuss and bring deeper understanding.

✨$333

 

✅ For the ones who want to laugh, cry, and sigh with relief.

✅ For those who want to reclaim their weirdness as sacred.

✅ For the ones ready to dig—because they know they buried treasure.

 

“Let’s dig. You’ve buried some treasure.”

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## 🌟✨ Who This Is For

 

This isn’t for people who want someone else to tell them who to be.

This is for the weirdos. The misfits. The ones who want to understand themselves with compassion, humor, and honest wonder.

 

It’s for those who want to:

✅ Stop apologizing for being different.

✅ See their patterns with clarity and grace.

✅ Turn old shadows into new gifts.

✅ Live more freely, authentically, and joyfully weird.

 

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## 🌿✨ Ready to Remember?

 

Your personality isn’t a test to pass.

It’s an experiment to live.

It’s not about fixing anything.

It’s about finding what was always there.

 

Come curious.

Leave with treasure.

And let your weird be wonderful.